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Laugh a little!
*Subject:* Prison Vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, thisshould make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for.
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON You must carry a security card And open all the doorsyourself
@ WORK You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak To your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired
@ WORK you must pay all your expenses to go To work, and theydeduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go insidebars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
*Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!!
or you can go here...
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/
SolidworksGeneral
Laugh a little!
*Subject:* Prison Vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, thisshould make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for.
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON You must carry a security card And open all the doorsyourself
@ WORK You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak To your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired
@ WORK you must pay all your expenses to go To work, and theydeduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go insidebars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
*Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!!
or you can go here...
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/
SolidworksGeneral