Well boys and girls, today is my last day at this.. er ..um.. establishment. I'm off to bigger and better things (I hope).It has been a pleasure lurking around this forum, gleaning info andhelping when I can.
Thanks to all.
I'll leave you with some performance gems that maybe some of youhave seen, maybe not.
Have a good one.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom andhas started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more ofa definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like arat in a trap."
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to changefeet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails toachieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts thebetter."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it alltogether."
11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinaryignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
14. "He's been working with glue too much."
15. "He would argue with a sign-post."
16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
18. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's theother one."
19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn'tcoming."
23. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is outlooking for it."
24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice aweek."
25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
27. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
28. "One neuron short of a synapse."
29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."
31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
SolidworksGeneral
Thanks to all.
I'll leave you with some performance gems that maybe some of youhave seen, maybe not.
Have a good one.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom andhas started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more ofa definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like arat in a trap."
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to changefeet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails toachieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts thebetter."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it alltogether."
11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinaryignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
14. "He's been working with glue too much."
15. "He would argue with a sign-post."
16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
18. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's theother one."
19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn'tcoming."
23. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is outlooking for it."
24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice aweek."
25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
27. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
28. "One neuron short of a synapse."
29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."
31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
SolidworksGeneral
